Laugh with me…

 Please!  I love to make people laugh.  I always say anything is worth a laugh!  So laugh with me,  laugh at me, go ahead, and I will laugh too.  My week in retrospect…

Dawson claims we have a mouse, living under a chair.  When I moved the chair I found a very old brown orange.  So I figured he saw the orange.  Honestly do I really think a 19 year old would mistake an orange for a mouse? I didn’t want to face the truth of a mouse.   Then I found evidence (you know what I mean).  Ugh!

I ordered a plain baked potato and a salad with no bacon, no cheese and no croutons, to which my waitress replied, ‘Well, that’s just weird!’  I ordered a side of ranch which made her feel better. 

A 3^rd world militia group hacked my blog (more than once).  It was all in Arabic, with pictures of uniformed men sporting weapons.   There was a threatening message to America at the bottom.  I am awaiting a call or visit from the NSA.  Ugh!

During my weekly visit to Wal-Mart I saw a grown woman in pajama bottoms.  Did I miss this memo, I see this every week!!

I was 7^thin line at the candy store on Friday night behind all tweens.  The girl at the counter turned out to be a comedian and bit too enthusiastic about her job.   She had a shtick for each of the 6 tweens as they checked out.  For instance:

Counter girl: Your change is 55¢.  Two quarters back so you can play football and a nickel back so you can start a band. 

All I wanted to do was purchase my 6 dark chocolate almonds and my 6 milk chocolate cashews, but as a bonus I got a 15 minute comedy routine. 

I lost every game of words with friends this week.

I tried to outdo a gal at the gym (she has Fibromyalgia).

I didn’t notice (for three days) that my hubby had shaved off  his goatee.

I only had 45¢ and a coffee gift card to run on all week. 

My bangs are driving me crazy.

I am however most happy that the Pantone color of the year is Tango Orange, and that someone left a bag of Tango orange feathers on my desk chair…