Laugh with me…
Please! I love to make people laugh. I always say anything is worth a laugh! So laugh with me, laugh at me, go ahead, and I will laugh too. My week in retrospect…
Dawson claims we have a mouse, living under a chair. When I moved the chair I found a very old brown orange. So I figured he saw the orange. Honestly do I really think a 19 year old would mistake an orange for a mouse? I didn’t want to face the truth of a mouse. Then I found evidence (you know what I mean). Ugh!
I ordered a plain baked potato and a salad with no bacon, no cheese and no croutons, to which my waitress replied, ‘Well, that’s just weird!’ I ordered a side of ranch which made her feel better.
A 3rd world militia group hacked my blog (more than once). It was all in Arabic, with pictures of uniformed men sporting weapons. There was a threatening message to America at the bottom. I am awaiting a call or visit from the NSA. Ugh!
During my weekly visit to Wal-Mart I saw a grown woman in pajama bottoms. Did I miss this memo, I see this every week!!
I was 7thin line at the candy store on Friday night behind all tweens. The girl at the counter turned out to be a comedian and bit too enthusiastic about her job. She had a shtick for each of the 6 tweens as they checked out. For instance:
Counter girl: Your change is 55¢. Two quarters back so you can play football and a nickel back so you can start a band.
All I wanted to do was purchase my 6 dark chocolate almonds and my 6 milk chocolate cashews, but as a bonus I got a 15 minute comedy routine.
I lost every game of words with friends this week.
I tried to outdo a gal at the gym (she has Fibromyalgia).
I didn’t notice (for three days) that my hubby had shaved off his goatee.
I only had 45¢ and a coffee gift card to run on all week.
My bangs are driving me crazy.
I am however most happy that the Pantone color of the year is Tango Orange, and that someone left a bag of Tango orange feathers on my desk chair…
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Madly in love with Jesus, madly in love with my husband, & crazy over my 4(+2) kids.
I laughed so hard at the gym part!
I LOVE hearing your laugh around the office!!
I look forward to hearing your laughter next week! Love your outlook on life!
You always used to make me laugh back in college. I love your humor!!!! Keep writing.
We’ll have us some good laughs while we sit in the interrogation room – us, terrorists sympathizers? I had nightmares of the NSA busting through the front door with guns blazing because I kept trying to pull up your site!